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Today is Leap Day. It is tradition that on this day, when a woman proposes to man, he must say yes.
TIME TO GO FIND A FOOTBALLER.
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culé jokes I shouldn’t have made:
-culés’ least favorite actor?
-David Tennant.-an animal all culés hate?
-a kitten.
-the least favorite sport?
-tennis.
-the least favourite Spongebob character?
-Squidward Tentacles.
-least favourite romantic comedy?
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Meeting my favourite footballer
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Me:
Will you sign this?
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Him:
Yeah sure!
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Him:
Wait what is that?
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Me:
Marriage certificate..
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Him:
Wait, but I-
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Me:
SEE YOU AT HOME AT 7 FOR DINNER AND SEXY TIMES!
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